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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:46

Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Why am I attracted to older men?
Still no good.
Still no good
Next, they tried...